Roughly twelve hours ago I was waiting in line at my local Wal Mart (which also, unfortunately, happens to be my place of employment) for the second installment of the Twilight Saga movie franchise: New Moon. I stood in line for an hour and a half, between annoying pre-teen girls...and their equally annoying mothers. I bought the two disc ultimate fan edition with the "Twilight in Forks" documentary, and I also bought the Twilight graphic novel (but only because the illustrations are awesome). I realize this makes me a 21 year old Twilight geek, but...I got my free water bottle ^_^
Now, what does this have to do with zombies? Essentially...nothing, but it does segway into my zombie video special: Twilight Zombies!
The scariest thing about this movie: the girl acts better than Kristen Stewart >_<
Disclaimer: This video is not meant to offend any zombies or Twilight fans. It is meant to be a humorous example of how zombie stereotypes are applied to various pop culture phenomenon. It is not an accurate representation of real life zombies.
21 March 2010
11 March 2010
Science and Advertisement
There has been a breakthrough in the human understanding of the biology of zombies! Watch this lecture by Dr. Steven C. Schlozman of Harvard Medical School. He seems to have a knowledge of zombies that most humans lack.
Also, we seem to have been promoted by a reader, so thank you, Dudel. We appreciate any and all promotion, as we have to have support in order to spread the word and promote Zombie Rights. So again, thank you for the support.
There was one thing this writer noticed, however. Dudel seems to have posted that some of our articles are "outright mean", which is completely untrue. We take care not to offend anyone who is open-minded toward zombies. All articles have been read and reread to make sure that these "mean" articles didn't exist and it has been confirmed: Nothing offensive, slanderous, or otherwise mean exists.
Also, it should be noted that he also said that we "take the word zombie and apply it in a subjective manner so things seem a bit off." This is also untrue. We use the word zombie to mean just that: zombies. However, he may be referring to the first post, in which several pictures of zombies that humans found beautiful. Like some, he is probably under the impression that these people are not in fact zombies, but humans.
None of this was meant as an attack and it should not be read as one, since we have no reason to attack anyone. We are the Switzerland of human-zombie relations and would not risk such an attack. We are here to unify, not cause Z-Day.
On a side note, it appears that Dudel did not, in fact, link to us, instead only briefly mentioning us.
Also, we seem to have been promoted by a reader, so thank you, Dudel. We appreciate any and all promotion, as we have to have support in order to spread the word and promote Zombie Rights. So again, thank you for the support.
There was one thing this writer noticed, however. Dudel seems to have posted that some of our articles are "outright mean", which is completely untrue. We take care not to offend anyone who is open-minded toward zombies. All articles have been read and reread to make sure that these "mean" articles didn't exist and it has been confirmed: Nothing offensive, slanderous, or otherwise mean exists.
Also, it should be noted that he also said that we "take the word zombie and apply it in a subjective manner so things seem a bit off." This is also untrue. We use the word zombie to mean just that: zombies. However, he may be referring to the first post, in which several pictures of zombies that humans found beautiful. Like some, he is probably under the impression that these people are not in fact zombies, but humans.
None of this was meant as an attack and it should not be read as one, since we have no reason to attack anyone. We are the Switzerland of human-zombie relations and would not risk such an attack. We are here to unify, not cause Z-Day.
On a side note, it appears that Dudel did not, in fact, link to us, instead only briefly mentioning us.
04 March 2010
Non-Zombie News
We have a new writer, so welcome Squishi. She's currently researching for a post about an unsigned zombie artist (just secondhand information). So be prepared for a zombie.
Also, we here at Zombie Life And Style are well aware that there is no way to leave comments without clicking on the link for a particular post, but this is beyond our control. I have looked at our settings and layout and both show that comments are allowed and there should be a link leading to a "new comment" page. Unfortunately, this is not the case, as we are sure you know. So, if you would like to leave a comment on one of our posts, you will have to click on the title of the post to go to that posts's page and comment from there. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Also, we here at Zombie Life And Style are well aware that there is no way to leave comments without clicking on the link for a particular post, but this is beyond our control. I have looked at our settings and layout and both show that comments are allowed and there should be a link leading to a "new comment" page. Unfortunately, this is not the case, as we are sure you know. So, if you would like to leave a comment on one of our posts, you will have to click on the title of the post to go to that posts's page and comment from there. We apologize for the inconvenience.
01 March 2010
Music
Believe it or not, zombies listen to music. They enjoy it as much as any human does, in fact. Zombie tastes range equally as much as human tastes, as well. One zombie may listen to rap, another to rock, and another to metal. Here are some examples of popular music among zombies.
The Brains - More Brains
Necromantix - Rot in Hell
The Creepshow - The Garden
The Order of the Fly - Rot
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
The Brains - More Brains
Necromantix - Rot in Hell
The Creepshow - The Garden
The Order of the Fly - Rot
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
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