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There has been a breakthrough in the human understanding of the biology of zombies! Watch this lecture by Dr. Steven C. Schlozman of Harvard Medical School. He seems to have a knowledge of zombies that most humans lack.



Also, we seem to have been promoted by a reader, so thank you, Dudel. We appreciate any and all promotion, as we have to have support in order to spread the word and promote Zombie Rights. So again, thank you for the support.

There was one thing this writer noticed, however. Dudel seems to have posted that some of our articles are "outright mean", which is completely untrue. We take care not to offend anyone who is open-minded toward zombies. All articles have been read and reread to make sure that these "mean" articles didn't exist and it has been confirmed: Nothing offensive, slanderous, or otherwise mean exists.

Also, it should be noted that he also said that we "take the word zombie and apply it in a subjective manner so things seem a bit off." This is also untrue. We use the word zombie to mean just that: zombies. However, he may be referring to the first post, in which several pictures of zombies that humans found beautiful. Like some, he is probably under the impression that these people are not in fact zombies, but humans.

None of this was meant as an attack and it should not be read as one, since we have no reason to attack anyone. We are the Switzerland of human-zombie relations and would not risk such an attack. We are here to unify, not cause Z-Day.

On a side note, it appears that Dudel did not, in fact, link to us, instead only briefly mentioning us.