It seems that the majority of the zombie population turns their noses up at some of the very restaurants that provide the staples of many of our diets: major fast food chains. Several zombies have been overheard expressing their distaste of fast food restaurants, but the question remains: why?
After some investigating, we have come to the conclusion that zombies do not like fast food for the same reason many of us do: because it's horrible for you. While it has been widely believed that zombies do not have to worry about things like calories and trans-fat, no zombie has openly come out and verified or denied this claim. Which leads us to ask: can zombies become obese?
It is a fact that there are overweight zombies, but it has been assumed that their weight was something that stagnated after they became zombies. Perhaps, however, these zombies became obese after entering their state of zombieness. Although our investigative team has found no evidence of this phenomena yet, we will continue to search for the truth.
UPDATE: After some more thorough investigating we have found out that zombies have nothing against fast food restaurants. They have a problem with fast food...like track runners...We are sorry for any confusion that this may have caused our readers
Thank you,
The Editor
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