Are you a zombie looking for love?
Does your unfortunate craving for brains keep you from having a lasting, meaningful relationship?
We are proud to say that your opportunity for love is here with our Zombie Love Plan from Strange Love Laboratories, Inc. With our simple plan involving lifestyle and diet changes along with some behavioral modifications, we can help any zombie find the love that they deserve.
Zombies need love, too. Don't let your dietary habits prevent you from finding lifelong happiness. Contact Strange Love Laboratories, Inc. today for more information on the Zombie Love Plan. You could start finding love today, don't wait.
Remember, only zombies will always love you for your brains.
The Zombie Love Plan is property of Strange Love Laboratories, Inc. Strange Love Laboratories, Inc. assumes no responsibility in the event that a zombie really does eat your brains, and they ask you to exercise extreme caution if you choose to date a zombie
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